cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

Happy 1st of September!

Harry Potter's Character Development

  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

pattroughton:

Q&A in Rio [x]

Are you judging him?
How dare you. How dare you.