youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

avatar-style:

john-barowman:

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

second breakfast?

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

*throws apple at your face*

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

a-little-insane:

wethinkwedream:

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. 

I’ll have whatever he’s having. 

thecatdogblog:

Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed

spacemuffinz:

frankensokka:

i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”

when this blog exists let me know and i will reblog all the things forever

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

but… pluto